Friday, 19 April 2013

Decisions, Decisions.......

A little rumour started to fly around these parts yesterday, causing a little stir amongst the ladies. Even The Sun Showbiz section carried the story (thus proving it's true!). Apparently after Kate Middleton's shopping trip to the area last week we now have Ashton Kutcher (plus Mila Kunis) holidaying a couple of miles down the road! Apparently they have picked up a boat for a stay on the Norfolk Broads, so certainly, for the time being at least, not all men in Norfolk are farmers... who knew?!

I've yet to spot them in the local McDonald's or the village shop but my eyes will be peeled for the next week or so. I did slightly veer off the road earlier today whilst driving through the village trying to spot any hint of a large broads cruiser with blacked out windows (is there even such a thing?)
 
Being that I am fascinated with all things celebrity I will be spending a huge amount of time "wandering around" in the next week, well you never know....
 
Look out for the next headline in The Sun Showbiz along the lines of "slightly deranged, middle aged, local lady seen swimming wildly in the direction of a large boat on the Norfolk Broads" - that'll be me! I'm sure I'm in with a chance after all there are so many similarities between
Demi Moore and myself; we are both brunette, a similar age
(she's slightly older - I feel that's important to point out!),
we each have 3 children and.... erm....

I have to say I'm a little torn after last years local news story that Johnny Depp had bought a house on the coast in Norfolk, I'd been planning to spend a inordinate amount of time in that village this year, just by coincidence you understand.......

Oh what is a girl to do?...Decisions, decisions......

Have a lovely weekend whatever you're doing,
I may be at cricket or on the other hand I may be on a boat.......

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  1. Don't forget to take lots of photos when you spot the boat/celebs! (Before you get hauled off by the security guards)

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    1. Security?? Ah, I haven't though it through have I?

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  3. Now just which little coastal village might that be? I've been planning on being there myself also, ...wherever it is! Bet it's Chelsea on Sea!

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    1. Chelsea on sea for Johnny Depp, boarding a boat in Wroxham for Ashton, apparently!

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  4. We had the Johhny Depp rumours in Suffolk too, sadly they came to nothing. At least I had heard of Johnny Depp - just had to google Ashton Kutcher!

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    1. I think Johnny Depp gets my vote - yes the rumours about him & the east of England have been going about for ages, I don't know anyone who's actually seen him though!

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  5. If my daughter finds out that Johnny Depp has a place in Norfolk she'll be there in a flash!

    If I were you Jay, I'd give the cricket a miss though ;o)
    Rose H
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  6. Ashton Kutcher is hot! You must carry your camera around at all times - just in case he's spotted!
    June

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  7. Good luck with tracking down Mr K!
    Lisa x

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  8. Johnny Depp is mine! I fight you for him - stick em up, stick em up.

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  9. How exciting!! We never get any celebrities in Leeds, apart from the odd Emerdale actor. Let us know if you see anyone famous, won't you! x

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    1. Lots of celeb's and royalty seem to make the way to Norfolk, I never see them though!

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  10. Now I badly need to know how you got on over the weekend. Have you been lurking in the bushes outside JD's holiday home with a long range lens or putting your water wings to good use on the Broads? We shou,d be told!

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    1. Sorry CQ, I saw no one! I tried to look up and down the river every time I went over the bridge and narrowly avoided causing an accident but to no avail. However I have more time to find Mr Depp!

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  11. We had a day on the north Norfolk coast on Saturday - I had my eyes peeled for celebs, particularly in Burnham Market. Thing is, I might have seen someone famous, but just one I don't recognise. They should wear name badges.

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    1. I think you were in the best place for celeb spotting, a friend has seen Amanda Holden there more than once but sadly not Johnny Depp. Name labels would be a very good idea, Ashton I would recognise, Mila Kunis unlikely!

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  12. mmmmm, Johnny Depp hey! A trip around there wouldn't be out of the question!! ;)

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  13. Oooo Johnny Depp, now that would be exciting! If you do spot him please get a little photo of him for me :-)

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